Wednesday, March 19, 2014

A Little Humor for Today!

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.


His mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.


The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.


It used to be only death and taxes, Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.


My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and a large trash can.


Definition of a teenager? God's punishment, for enjoying sex.


Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter, don't mind; and those that mind, don't matter!


And As You Slide Down that Banister of Life You Should Pray That All The Splinters Are Pointed The Other Way.


Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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Birthdays on March19th 2014


1921 - Tommy Cooper
1891 - Earl Warren
1888 - Josef Albers
1748 - Elias Hicks
  
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Todays Funnies












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Blast from the Past







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Afternoon Funnies






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Today in History


Lead Story
American Revolution
Automotive
Civil War
Cold War
Crime
Disaster
General Interest
Hollywood
Literary
Music
Old West
Presidential
Sports
Vietnam War
World War I
First U.S. air-combat mission begins, 1916
World War II


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