Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
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Morning Pic Dump
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Birthdays on November 19th
1909 - Peter Drucker
1917 - Indira Gandhi
1935 - Jack Welch
1936 - Dick Cavett
1942 - Calvin Klein
1917 - Indira Gandhi
1935 - Jack Welch
1936 - Dick Cavett
1942 - Calvin Klein
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Todays Pic Dump
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Afternoon Funnies
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Today in History
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Afternoon Funnies
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Today in History
- Lead Story
- Lincoln delivers Gettysburg Address, 1863
- American Revolution
- Congress pleads for soldiers, 1776
- Automotive
- Chevy Cavalier heads to Japan, 1993
- Civil War
- President Lincoln gives his Gettysburg Address, 1863
- Cold War
- Reagan and Gorbachev hold their first summit meeting, 1985
- Crime
- Patty Hearst out on bail, 1976
- Disaster
- Thousands perish in St. Petersburg flood, 1824
- General Interest
- Soviet counterattack at Stalingrad, 1942
- Pele scores 1,000th goal, 1969
- Sadat visits Israel, 1977
- Hollywood
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest debuts, 1975
- Literary
- Poet and critic Allen Tate is born, 1899
- Music
- An arrest warrant is issued for Michael Jackson, 2003
- Old West
- Shane author Jack Schaefer is born, 1907
- Presidential
- James A. Garfield is born, 1831
- Sports
- Notre Dame and MSU play to a classic tie, 1966
- Vietnam War
- Chaplain Charles Watters receives Medal of Honor, 1967
- Cambodians appeal for help, 1971
- World War I
- British pilot makes heroic rescue , 1915
- World War II
- Hitler urges Spain to grab Gibraltar, 1940
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