Normisms

 COACH: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
NORM : No, I know what one looks like.  Just pour me one.

COACH: How about a beer, Norm?
NORM : Hey I'm high on life, Cooach....Of course, beer is my life.
 COACH: How's a beer sound, Norm?
NORM : I dunno.  I usually finish them before they get a word in.
COACH: What's up, Normie?
NORM : My nipples, it's freezing out there.
SAM  : What do you say to a beer, Norm?
NORM : Hiya sailor.  New in town?
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SAM  : How's life in the fast lane?
NORM : Dunno, I can't get on the on-ramp.
SAM  : Whatcha up to, Norm?
NORM : My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.
 
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