Everyday Life

A dirty little boy was playing at the playground and walked up to his mother and asked:
"Who am I?"
The mother replied:
"I don't know! Who are you?"
The little boy said excitedly:
"WOW! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn't recognize me."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." 

The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?" "None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you don`t know your arithmetic." "Teacher, you don`t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"

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Birthdays on February 22
1975 - Drew Barrymore
1972 - Michael Chang
1952 - Bill Frist
1950 - Julius Erving
1892 - Edna St. Vincent Millay

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Blast from the Past

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Todays Quote

 Birthday Girl
Drew Barrymore

A fish may love a bird, but where would they live?
Drew Barrymore

Daisies are like sunshine to the ground.
Drew Barrymore

Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves.
Drew Barrymore

God made a very obvious choice when he made me voluptuous; why would I go against what he decided for me? My limbs work, so I'm not going to complain about the way my body is shaped.
Drew Barrymore

I am obsessed with ice cubes. Obsessed.
Drew Barrymore

I aspire to be that, to be a voice of reason one day.
Drew Barrymore

I definitely don't think that I'm hot doo-doo. I don't.
Drew Barrymore

I don't know anybody's road who's been paved perfectly for them, there are no manuals, you don't know what life has in store for you.
Drew Barrymore

I don't want to be stinky poo poo girl, I want to be happy flower child.
Drew Barrymore

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic.
Drew Barrymore

I never act my characters - I am them.
Drew Barrymore

I never regret anything. Because every little detail of your life is what made you into who you are in the end.
Drew Barrymore

I never want to get to the point where it's all about my needs, and the hell with anybody else.
Drew Barrymore

I pray to be like the ocean, with soft currents, maybe waves at times. More and more, I want the consistency rather than the highs and the lows.
Drew Barrymore

I really want to understand the mind so I can be more comfortable with the way people are. Being comfortable with people is incredibly important.
Drew Barrymore

I used to look in the mirror and feel shame, I look in the mirror now and I absolutely love myself.
Drew Barrymore

I want people to be blown away when I do what they don't expect.
Drew Barrymore

I want people to love me, but it's not going to hurt me if they don't.
Drew Barrymore

I'm not after fame and success and fortune and power. It's mostly that I want to have a good job and have good friends; that's the good stuff in life.
Drew Barrymore

I'm so in control of my life, you shouldn't dislike anything I do-because I'm not only in the best place I've ever been, but it keeps getting better and better.
Drew Barrymore

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