Tuesday, June 25, 2013

THE CHURCH AND THE MODERN WORLD


PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"




CONGREGATION: "Hallelujah!"



PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their Tablet, PC, iPad,

 smart phone,and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor 13:13.
 And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."

P-a-u-s-e......


"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands. 

Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook,
 and chat with God."

S-i-l-e-n-c-e
"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings,
 please have your credit and debit cards ready.
 You can log on to the church wi-fi
 using the password 'Lord909887. ' "
The ushers circulate mobile card swipe machines
 among the worshipers:

  • "Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers
  •  are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
  • Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
  • Those who prefer telephone banking,
  •  take out your cellphones to transfer 
  • your contributions to the church account."
The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified 
as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs 
and laptops beep and flicker!
Final Blessing and Closing Announcements...
  • This week's ministry cell meetings will be held
  •  on the various Facebook group pages
  •  where the usual group chatting takes place.
  •  Please log in and don't miss out.
  • Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype
  •  at 1900hrs GMT. 
  • Please don't miss out.
  • You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend
  •  for counseling and prayers.
  • God bless you and have nice day.

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Morning Funnies



Red neck Sushi




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Birthdays on June 25th
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Blast from the Past




 

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Afternoon funnies




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Today in History

Battle of Little Bighorn, 1876
American Revolution
South Carolina Patriot Thomas Tudor Tucker born in Bermuda, 1745
Automotive
Last Packard produced, 1956
Civil War
Union begins tunneling toward Rebels at Petersburg, 1864
Cold War
Korean War begins, 1950
Crime
Congress passes Mann Act, 1910
Disaster
Hurricane Audrey hits Gulf Coast, 1957
General Interest
Eisenhower takes command, 1942
Kim Campbell takes office, 1993
Hollywood
“King of Pop” Michael Jackson dies at age 50, 2009
Literary
Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal is published, 1857
Music
Teenager Debbie Gibson earns a #1 hit with "Foolish Beat", 1988
Old West
Indians defeat Custer at Little Big Horn, 1876
Presidential
Eisenhower assumes command of U.S. troops in Europe, 1942
Sports
Joe Louis defeats Jersey Joe Walcott, 1948
U.S. World Cup team wins unlikely victory over England, 1950
Vietnam War
Viet Cong blow up a floating restaurant, 1965
U.S. Navy turns boats over to South Vietnamese Navy, 1969
World War I
Germans release statement on use of poison gas at Ypres, 1915
World War II
Lord Louis Mountbatten is born, 1900
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