Funny Christmas pictures

************************************************

“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”

“Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.”

“You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.”
 
“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than  Christmas.”

***************************************************

Morning Funnies

 ************************************************

Birthdays on December 18th

1956 - Ron White
1943 - Keith Richards
1947 - Steven Spielberg
1980 - Christina Aguilera
1963 - Brad Pitt

*************************************************

Todays Pic Dump

 ***************************************************

Christmas Suprise

 ******************************************************
Afternoon funnies

 ****************************************************

This day in History

Lead Story

Mayflower docks at Plymouth Harbor, 1620

American Revolution

States give thanks, 1777

Automotive

"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" opens in New York, 1968

Civil War

Rebles rout Yankees in western Tennessee, 1862

Cold War

Nixon announces start of "Christmas Bombing" of North Vietnam, 1972

Crime

The death of Molly-ism, 1878

Disaster

Power plant burns in Venezuela, 1982

General Interest

Slavery abolished in America, 1865

Piltdown Man discovered, 1912

Hollywood

Director Steven Spielberg born, 1946

Literary

Short story writer H.H. Munro is born in Burma, 1870

Music

The Tokens earn a #1 hit with "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", 1961

Old West

Wetherill and Mason discover Mesa Verde, 1888

Presidential

Woodrow Wilson marries Edith Bolling Galt, 1915

Sports

Ty Cobb is born, 1886

Vietnam War

Nixon orders the initiation of Operation Linebacker II, 1972

World War I

Battle of Verdun ends, 1916

World War II

Japan invades Hong Kong, 1941

******************************************************