If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory
and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory
and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
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Morning Funnies
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Birthdays on February 13th
1961 - Henry
Rollins
1938 - Oliver Reed
1923 - Chuck
Yeager
1766 - Thomas
Malthus
1950 - Peter
Gabriel
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Todays Pic dump
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Blast from the past
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Afternoon Funnies
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Today in History
- Lead Story
- Galileo in Rome for Inquisition, 1633
- American Revolution
- Patrick Henry named colonel of First Virginia battalion, 1776
- Automotive
- Actor Mel Gibson completes DUI probation, 2008
- Civil War
- Unoin General John Rawlins born, 1831
- Cold War
- Chernenko becomes general secretary, 1984
- Crime
- Serial killer strikes in Colorado, 1982
- Disaster
- Cinema burns in Turin, 1983
- General Interest
- William and Mary proclaimed joint sovereigns of Britain, 1689
- First Medal of Honor action, 1861
- Dresden devastated, 1945
- Hollywood
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon gets 10 Oscar nominations, 2001
- Literary
- Long-lost Twain manuscript authenticated, 1991
- Music
- ASCAP is founded, 1915
- Old West
- Ashley advertises for western fur trappers, 1822
- Presidential
- Teddy Roosevelt discusses America's race problem, 1905
- Sports
- Downhill skier Hermann Maier crashes in Olympics, 1998
- Vietnam War
- Johnson approves Operation Rolling Thunder, 1965
- Additional troops ordered to South Vietnam, 1968
- World War I
- League of Nations recognizes perpetual Swiss neutrality, 1920
- World War II
- Firebombing of Dresden, 1945
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