Voted best Scottish short joke.....
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian..
‘ Excuse me miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?’
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and say,
Birthdays on September 27th
1984 - Avril Lavigne
1972 - Clara Hughes
1972 - Gwyneth Paltrow
1958 - Shaun Cassidy
1913 - Albert Ellis
Some good cartoons
Today in History
Lead Story
John Adams appointed to negotiate peace terms with British, 1779
American Revolution
Automotive
Civil War
Cold War
Crime
Disaster
General Interest
Jesuit order established, 1540
Sylvia Pankhurst dies, 1960
Hollywood
Literary
Music
Old West
Presidential
Sports
Vietnam War
World War I
World War II
Poland surrenders, 1939
Today's Quotes are from Albert Ellis
Albert Ellis (September 27, 1913 – July 24, 2007) was an American psychologist who in 1955 developed Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy (REBT). He held M.A. and Ph.D. degrees in clinical psychology from Columbia University and American Board of Professional Psychology (ABPP). He also founded and was the president emeritus of the New York City-based Albert Ellis Institute.[1] He is generally considered to be one of the originators of the cognitive revolutionary paradigm shift in psychotherapy and the founder of cognitive-behavioral therapies. Based on a 1982 professional survey of U.S. and Canadian psychologists, he was considered as the second most influential psychotherapist in history (Carl Rogers ranked first in the survey; Sigmund Freud was ranked third).[2] Prior to his death, Psychology Today described him as the “greatest living psychologist.” [3]
Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human.
Albert Ellis
Albert Ellis
By not caring too much about what people think, I'm able to think for myself and propagate ideas which are very often unpopular. And I succeed.
Albert Ellis
Albert Ellis
We teach people that they upset themselves. We can't change the past, so we change how people are thinking, feeling and behaving today.
Albert Ellis
Albert Ellis
You largely constructed your depression. It wasn't given to you. Therefore, you can deconstruct it.
Albert Ellis
Albert Ellis
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Bacon IN THE pacncakes = AWESOME idea !!! :)
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