Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Funny work Place Quotes

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

"99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."

"42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."

"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."

"If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?"

"A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep."

"Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

"Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it."

"No one is listening until you make a mistake."

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."
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Mariah Carey 


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Todays Quote
NFL Agent
Leigh Steinberg
( And Birthday Boy)

As for football in L.A., it's going to take a loooong time before another team comes here.
Leigh Steinberg

Be open to the amazing changes which are occurring in the field that interest you.
Leigh Steinberg

But the equipment to protect the players hasn't developed along with that, so now you have more players out with worse injuries, for longer periods of time.
Leigh Steinberg

But the truth is, growing up in California, we knew nothing about hockey.
Leigh Steinberg

Cameron was able to get an inside look at professional football from the standpoint of athletes and agents and general managers that few people have ever seen.
Leigh Steinberg

Challenge yourself, its fine not to be a totally finished person.
Leigh Steinberg

Forty years ago the chances of journalists reporting - or the authorities even prosecuting - a pro athlete were practically nil.
Leigh Steinberg

Hey, our Founding Fathers wore long hair and powdered wigs - I don't see anybody trying to look like them today, either... But we do look to them as role models.
Leigh Steinberg

I have to say that it was a very strange experience when, later in life, I represented Byron Scott and was negotiating with West - whose picture I used to have over my bed! That took some getting used to.
Leigh Steinberg

I just knew that economics had never been my big motivation.
Leigh Steinberg

I ran track, and basically played every sport.
Leigh Steinberg

I try to live in the moment, every moment.
Leigh Steinberg

I'd like to add that negotiating is not something to be avoided or feared - it's an everyday part of life.
Leigh Steinberg

In reality, we can prove that the incidents of drug, alcohol abuse and violence have dropped dramatically among professional athletes - but the problem is it would be impossible to convince than fans, because of what they read on the AP wire.
Leigh Steinberg

It is soooooo necessary to get the basic skills, because by the time you graduate, undergraduate or graduate, that field would have totally changed from your first day of school.
Leigh Steinberg

It's learning how to negotiate to keep both sides happy - whether it's for a multi-million dollar contract or just which show to watch on TV, that determines the quality and enjoyment of our lives.
Leigh Steinberg

My grandfather was running Hillcrest Country Club, and that's where a whole group of Hollywood comedians hung out.
Leigh Steinberg

Never underestimate the capacity of another human being to have exactly the same shortcomings you have.
Leigh Steinberg

Now some alien force seems to have come and captured the Dodgers. I don't know what happened to my Dodgers.
Leigh Steinberg

Now we're getting a whole generation of kids who have never had a football team in L.A., so they don't miss it and don't ask for it. It becomes self-perpetuating. They don't know what they're missing.
Leigh Steinberg

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