Two boys were
walking home from Sunday school
after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, 'What do you think about all this Satan stuff?' The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'' The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.' The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?' ~~~~~~~~~~~~ An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Morning Pic Dump
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Birthdays on October 2nd
1869 - Mahatma Gandhi
1895 - Groucho Marx
1951 - Sting
1904 - Graham Greene
1970 - Kelly Ripa
1895 - Groucho Marx
1951 - Sting
1904 - Graham Greene
1970 - Kelly Ripa
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Blast from the Past
Todays Pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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Todays Quote
Birthday Girl
Kelly Ripa
I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V.
Kelly Ripa
In some ways, her life is so much worse that everybody else's, people feel almost cheered up and inspired. They feel like, 'If Hayley hasn't killed herself, why should I?'
Kelly Ripa
I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.
Kelly Ripa
There's no such thing as an uber-mom.
Kelly Ripa
I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
Kelly Ripa
I get paid to make out with the hunks!
Kelly Ripa
I work out every day. It's part of my life. That's one of the benefits of having kids in school full-time.
Kelly Ripa
I'm usually done with work around 11am, so I have time before I pick the kids up from school.
Kelly Ripa
I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise.
Kelly Ripa
I try to make my heart beat out of my chest, hard-core, once a day for at least a half hour. I think that's very important.
Kelly Ripa
Please get on an airplane or a horse, because it's pretty spectacular.
Kelly Ripa
When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would.
Kelly Ripa
I had a picture-perfect childhood.
Kelly Ripa
My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them.
Kelly Ripa
If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.
Kelly Ripa
I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.
Kelly Ripa
Having been a cheerleader, I know all too well what these girls give up to join forces and compete.
Kelly Ripa
I'm like any working mom.
Kelly Ripa
When I'm at work, I'm remembering what I forgot to do for the kids, and when I'm with the kids, I'm remembering what I forgot to do at work.
Kelly Ripa
Sleeping is not something I do a lot of.
Kelly Ripa
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