Signs Found In The Kitchen

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards.

Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse.

It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.

I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.

Mother does not live here any more, clean up your own mess.

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! 

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Morning Pic Dump

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Birthdays on February 6th 

 1911 - Ronald Reagan
1945 - Bob Marley
1895 - Babe Ruth
1917 - Zsa Zsa Gabor
1940 - Tom Brokaw

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Todays Pic Dump

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Blast from the Past

 

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Afternoon Funnies

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This day in History

 

Lead Story

Elizabeth becomes queen, 1952

American Revolution

Franco-American alliances signed, 1778

Automotive

Honda Insight debuts as Prius competitor, 2009

Civil War

Confederate General John Pegram killed, 1865

Cold War

The "Reagan Doctrine" is announced, 1985

Crime

Infamous school teacher goes back to prison, 1998

Disaster

Man United players among victims of plane crash, 1958

General Interest

Freed U.S. slaves depart on journey to Africa, 1820

Anastasia arrives in the United States, 1928

Hollywood

Ronald Reagan born, 1911

Literary

Of Mice and Men is published, 1937

Music

Austrian superstar Falco dies, 1998

Old West

Dalton Gang commits its first train robbery, 1891

Presidential

Ronald Reagan is born, 1911

Sports

Tennis great Arthur Ashe dies of AIDS, 1993

Vietnam War

Johnson meets with South Vietnamese Premier, 1966

ICCS take up positions, 1973

World War I

German sub sinks U.S. passenger ship California, 1917

World War II

Mussolini fires his son-in-law, 1943

 

 

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