Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread
• SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you idiot!"
• HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Had scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast
• HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
And the others got away with minor injuries
• HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat did a piddle
All over the bedside clock
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the cat died of electric shock
• THERE WAS AN OLD LADY who lived in a shoe
She had so many children, she qualified for food stamps and welfare.
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morning Pic Dump
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Birthdays on February 21st
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Todays Pic Dump
It's not always an advantage of being tall
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Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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This day in History
- Malcolm X assassinated, 1965
- American Revolution
- George Weedon is promoted to brigadier general, 1777
- Automotive
- NASCAR founded, 1948
- Civil War
- North and South clash at the Battle of Valverde, 1862
- Cold War
- Nixon arrives in China for talks, 1972
- Crime
- Rockefeller imposter and convicted felon born, 1961
- Double agent Aldrich Ames is arrested, 1994
- Disaster
- Tornadoes move across Mississippi River Delta, 1971
- General Interest
- Marx publishes Manifesto, 1848
- Washington Monument dedicated, 1885
- Nixon in China, 1972
- Hollywood
- Garbo’s first U.S. film opens, 1926
- Literary
- Erma Bombeck is born, 1927
- Music
- Dolly Parton cements her crossover success as "9 to 5" hits #1, 1981
- Old West
- Cherokee receive their first printing press, 1828
- Presidential
- John Quincy Adams suffers a stroke, 1848
- Sports
- Dick Button wins second Olympic figure skating gold, 1952
- Vietnam War
- Bernard Fall killed by mine in South Vietnam, 1967
- Kissinger begins secret negotiations with North Vietnamese, 1970
- Nixon visits China, 1972
- World War I
- Battle of Verdun begins, 1916
- Allied troops capture Jericho, 1918
- World War II
- Tojo makes himself "military czar", 1944
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