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A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction.
Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause?
A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live.
Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse?
A: She should tell him she's with child.
Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck?
A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles.
Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars?
A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is.
Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories?
A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage.
Q: Do older people have deeper sleep?
A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon
Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses?
A: On top of their heads.
Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops?
A: 'Gee, I have one of these.'
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Todays Pic Dump
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Birthdays on August 26th
1910 - Mother Teresa
1941 - Barbara Ehrenreich
1980 - Macaulay Culkin
1935 - Geraldine Ferraro
1960 - Branford Marsalis
1941 - Barbara Ehrenreich
1980 - Macaulay Culkin
1935 - Geraldine Ferraro
1960 - Branford Marsalis
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Blast from the Past
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This day in History
- Lead Story
- First televised Major League baseball game, 1939
- American Revolution
- Washington urges Hessians to desert, 1776
- Automotive
- Mini makes its debut, 1959
- Civil War
- Second Bull Run campaign begins, 1862
- Cold War
- Russia tests an intercontinental ballistic missile, 1957
- Crime
- "Preppy Murder" stuns New York, 1986
- Disaster
- NYC and Philly sizzle in heat wave, 1948
- General Interest
- Battle of Crecy, 1346
- 19th Amendment adopted, 1920
- Democratic convention besieged by protesters, 1968
- Charles Lindbergh dies, 1974
- Hollywood
- Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin born, 1980
- Literary
- Ralph Waldo Emerson meets Thomas Carlyle, 1838
- Music
- Grease movie soundtrack earns its second #1 hit, 1978
- Old West
- Lewis and Clark promote Patrick Gass to sergeant, 1804
- Presidential
- George Washington writes to Henry Lee, 1794
- Sports
- Lights, cameras, baseball, 1939
- Vietnam War
- Johnson receives Democratic nomination for president, 1964
- Major George E. Day shot down over North Vietnam, 1967
- Democratic National Convention opens in Chicago, 1968
- World War I
- Battle of Tannenberg begins, 1914
- World War II
- DeGaulle enters a free Paris, 1944
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