A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Sea captains don't like crew cuts.Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a deadgiveaway!)Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your countvotes.A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Cartoon Time
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Sea captains don't like crew cuts.Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a deadgiveaway!)Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your countvotes.A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Today's Pic Dump
Birthdays on October 23rd
Ryan Reynolds 1976
Doug Flutie 1962
Al Yancovic 1959
Johnny Carson 1929
Doug Flutie 1962
Al Yancovic 1959
Johnny Carson 1929
Cartoon Time
Today in History
Hostage crisis in Moscow theater, 2002
American Revolution
British fleet suffers defeat at Fort Mifflin, Pennsylvania, 1777
Automotive
U.S. Embassy in Beirut hit by massive car bomb, 1983
Civil War
Yankees and Rebels clash at the Battle of Westport, 1864
Cold War
Hungarian protest turns violent, 1956
Crime
An abortion-performing doctor is murdered, 1998
Disaster
Gas leak kills 23 at plastics factory, 1989
General Interest
Brutus commits suicide, 42 B.C.
Rival governments in bleeding Kansas, 1855
Beirut barracks blown up, 1983
Hollywood
Johnny Carson is born, 1925
Literary
Michael Crichton is born, 1942
Music
Chicago has its first #1 hit with "If You Leave Me Now", 1976
Old West
American fur traders turn over Astoria, Oregon, to the British, 1813
Presidential
President Benjamin Harrison extends borders of Nebraska, 1890
Sports
Carter homers to win World Series, 1993
Vietnam War
1st Cavalry Division launches Operation Silver Bayonet, 1965
U.S. negotiators ask for further talks in Paris, 1972
World War I
Unknown Soldier is selected , 1921
World War II
Soviets switch commanders in drive to halt Germans, 1941
Blast from the Past
Beach Boys Good Vibrations
Today's Quote
Johnny Carson ( And Birthday Boy)
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?"
Johnny Carson
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson
Happy Weekend
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