Always on my Mind

St. Peter is very busy in Heaven, so he leaves a sign by the Pearly Gates: “For Service Ring Bell.”

Away he goes; he barely gets started when BING! the bell rings. He rushes back to the gates, but no one’s there.

St. Peter goes back to work when suddenly BING! the bell rings again. He rushes back to the gates, but no one’s there. A little annoyed, St. Peter goes back to work.

Suddenly, BING! the bell rings again. St. Peter goes back; again, no one’s there, and he’s now really, really irritated.

“Okay, that’s it,” he says. “I’m going to hide and watch to see what’s going on.” So St. Peter hides, and a moment later, a little old man walks up and rings the bell.

St. Peter jumps out and yells, “Aha! Are you the guy who keeps ringing the bell?”

“Yes, that’s me,” the little old man says.

“Well, why do you keep ringing the bell and going away?” St. Peter asks.

“They keep resuscitating me.”

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Todays Pic Dump( Halloween edition)

( submitted from friends. )

 

 Birthdays on October 31st

1963 - Rob Schneider
1961 - Peter Jackson
1959 - Val Kilmer
1931 - Dan Rather
1920 - Helmut Newton

Pic Dump #2

 

  Blast from the Past

Todays Quote 

Edward Abbey

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey 

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.
Edward Abbey

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
Edward Abbey

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.
Edward Abbey

What is the purpose of the giant sequoia tree? The purpose of the giant sequoia tree is to provide shade for the tiny titmouse.
Edward Abbey

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Edward Abbey

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit.
Edward Abbey

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