Leftover Halloween one-Liners
Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart.
Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A. The Vampire State Building.
Q. What do Italian's eat on Halloween?
A. Fettuccine Afraid-o.
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and
thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!
Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A. Sour-puss.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A. Ghoul.
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.
Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
A. He was all bite and no bark.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn't have a haunting license.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. At the casketeria.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?
A. Over the ghoul line.
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a
bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.
Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
A. He heard it had great circulation.
Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.
Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends.
Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving.
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To go to the body shop.
Q. What happens when two vampires meet?
A. It was love at first bite!
A. Napoleon bone-apart.
Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A. The Vampire State Building.
Q. What do Italian's eat on Halloween?
A. Fettuccine Afraid-o.
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and
thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!
Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A. Sour-puss.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A. Ghoul.
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.
Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
A. He was all bite and no bark.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn't have a haunting license.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. At the casketeria.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?
A. Over the ghoul line.
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a
bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.
Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
A. He heard it had great circulation.
Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.
Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends.
Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving.
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To go to the body shop.
Q. What happens when two vampires meet?
A. It was love at first bite!
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Todays Pic Dump
1973 - Aishwarya Rai
1972 - Jenny McCarthy
1971 - Toni Collette
1944 - Kinky Friedman
1871 - Stephen Crane
Blast from the Past
Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
Funny Stuff
Todays Quotes
Oprah Winfrey
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Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.
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Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure.
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Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do better the second time. The only people who never tumble are those who never mount the high wire. This is your moment. Own it.
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Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.
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