Modified Murphys Law

A little light hearted information that modifies Murphy's Law to fit most

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,

someone from Wisconsin would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The good things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those

who got there first and got the best things.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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Birthdays on November 22nd

1967 - Boris Becker
1958 - Jamie Lee Curtis
1940 - Terry Gilliam
1921 - Rodney Dangerfield
1890 - Charles de Gaulle

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Todays Quote

Birthday Boy Rodney Dangerfield

 

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

Rodney Dangerfield
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
Rodney Dangerfield

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield




Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield

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