A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved andunlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, afterasking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?' The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'********************************************************************************
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Kathy Lee Gifford
A fear of the unknown keeps a lot of people from leaving bad situations. Kathie Lee GiffordFor many people religion can be so easy they stumble right over it.
Kathie Lee Gifford
God didn't bless me with success so I could eat caviar every day.
Kathie Lee Gifford
It's no secret that I love to talk, but the real secret is I love to listen, too.
Kathie Lee Gifford
Life seemed so simple and joyous when I was growing up.
Kathie Lee Gifford
Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day.
Kathie Lee Gifford
Our culture is in moral chaos. On TV we celebrate freaks instead of honest, decent people.
Kathie Lee Gifford
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