911 in Memory.....

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According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem.

A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

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Morning Pic Dump

 

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Birthdays on September 11th

1943 - Mickey Hart
1924 - Tom Landry
1917 - Jessica Mitford
1902 - Jimmie Davis
1862 - O. Henry

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Todays Pic Dump

Now I know why they call it the "I.C.U"

Someone needs to teach Granny 

Proper gun etiquette

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Blast from the Past

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Afternoon Funnies

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Todays Quote

Birthday Boy
Tom Landry

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control.
Tom Landry

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.
Tom Landry

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve.
Tom Landry

Setting a goal is not the main thing. It is deciding how you will go about achieving it and staying with that plan.
Tom Landry

I don't believe in team motivation. I believe in getting a team prepared so it knows it will have the necessary confidence when it steps on a field and be prepared to play a good game.
Tom Landry

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job.
Tom Landry

Today, you have 100% of your life left.
Tom Landry

I've learned that something constructive comes from every defeat.
Tom Landry

A winner never stops trying.
Tom Landry

When you want to win a game, you have to teach. When you lose a game, you have to learn.
Tom Landry

The secret to winning is constant, consistent management.
Tom Landry

Right after the game, say as little as possible.
Tom Landry

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