State Laws

Dumb Arizona Laws

Hunting camels is prohibited.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is likely to provoke physical retaliation.

It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

City Laws in Arizona

Globe

Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

Hayden

If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

Maricopa County

No more than six girls may live in any house.

Mesa

It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.

Mohave County

A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Nogales

An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

Prescott

No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

Tempe

One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.

Tombstone

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

Tucson

Women may not wear pants.

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I'm doing something a little different today.

Todays post goes out to a follower of mine Kari, She is going\

through some tough times now. They say laughter is the best medicine. Kari, I know laughter will not make you pain go away

but hopefully, a bit of comic relief will make it more bearable for awhile. Take Care

  

Morning Pic Dump

 

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Birthdays on September 24th

1896 - F. Scott Fitzgerald
1717 - Horace Walpole
1936 - Jim Henson
1941 - Linda McCartney
1949 - Pedro Almodovar

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Todays Pic Dump

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Blast from the Past

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Afternoon Funnies

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Todays Quote

Birthday Girl

Nia Vardalos

You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just jump into things. I'm sort of a fearless idiot that way.
Nia Vardalos

When I used to do musical theatre, my dad refused to come backstage. He never wanted to see the props up close or the sets up close. He didn't want to see the magic.
Nia Vardalos

I do recommend it for all girls, and boys, out there: put on a pair of fishnet stockings and find your inner sexiness!
Nia Vardalos

In many ways we are all sons and daughters of ancient Greece.
Nia Vardalos

You're not ethnic enough. You're not fat enough. You're not thin enough. You're not blond enough. You're not dark enough. You're not young enough. You're not old enough.
Nia Vardalos

You're never too fat for a new purse.
Nia Vardalos

I'd been raised by my parents who taught me not to think you're better than you are.
Nia Vardalos

It's not like suddenly, when you become a working actor all your friends are in the same situation. I have friends who are still handing out flyers for their one-woman show and trying to make ends meet.
Nia Vardalos

What I wish I had, is that I wish I was a little more Greek, in that I wish I could lose my North American driven attitude and that I could be a little bit more poetic and laissez faire.
Nia Vardalos

I don't card out my screenplays ever. I just have an idea I just sit down and write I don't edit.
Nia Vardalos

I couldn't get an acting job to save my life when I moved to L.A.
Nia Vardalos

I think our skin clears up and we're nicer when you are in love.
Nia Vardalos

On the publicity tour of 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding,' I was asked over and over again, if, as the writer, I felt it was a fair depiction of real life to have someone of my er, below average looks, hook up with hottie John Corbett.
Nia Vardalos

Socially, the issue of men's weight is simply not a big deal.
Nia Vardalos

Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.
Nia Vardalos

I thought I was attractive when I shot 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding.' Studio executives and movie reviewers let me know I had a confidence in my looks that was not shared by them.
Nia Vardalos

My daughter is a preschooler but I have only known her for a while. She is adopted.
Nia Vardalos

My New Year's Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.
Nia Vardalos

And (cue music swell) motherhood turned out to be the most meaningful thing I've ever done with my life. Really.
Nia Vardalos

It wasn't easy to adopt an American child. Actually it's quite simple, but finding out how to do it was the hard part.
Nia Vardalos

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