Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Politician: $100.00.

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?" 

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Birthdays on November 7th

1913 - Albert Camus
1918 - Billy Graham
1867 - Marie Curie
1942 - Tom Peters
1969 - Bryant H. McGill

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 Blast from the Past

   

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Afternoon Funnies

  

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This day in History

 Lead Story

Magic Johnson announces he is HIV-positive, 1991

American Revolution

Post office stays in the Franklin family, 1776

Automotive

Art Arfons sets land-speed record, 1965

Civil War

North and South clash at the Battle of Belmont, 1861

Cold War

Gaither Report calls for more U.S. missiles and fallout shelters, 1957

Crime

A family is brutally murdered, 1983

Disaster

Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapses, 1940

General Interest

Canada's transcontinental railway completed, 1885

Tacoma Bridge collapses, 1940

FDR reelected a record third time, 1944

Two African American firsts in politics, 1989

Hollywood

"King of Cool" Steve McQueen dies, 1980

Literary

French novelist Albert Camus is born, 1913

Music

Singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell is born, 1943

Old West

Jeannette Rankin becomes first U.S. congresswoman, 1916

Presidential

FDR wins unprecedented fourth term, 1944

Sports

Magic Johnson announces he has HIV, 1991

Vietnam War

U.S. intelligence asserts numbers of North Vietnamese in South Vietnam growing, 1964

McNamara shouted down at Harvard speech, 1966

Nixon re-elected president, 1972

World War I

First issue of The New Republic published, 1914

World War II

Soviet master spy is hanged by the Japanese, 1944

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