Headlines 2029 AD

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally . . scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 300 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida Voters still don't know how to use a voting machine  ************************************************ Morning Pic Dump ********************************************** Birthdays on November 6th  1926 - Zig Ziglar 1880 - Robert Musil 1946 - Sally Field 1988 - Emma Stone 1854 - John Philip Sousa ********************************************** Todays Pic Dump <************************************************ Blas tfrom the Past   >**************************************** Afternoon Funnies    ****************************************************************** This day in History Lead Story U.N. condemns apartheid, 1962 American Revolution John Carroll named first Catholic bishop in U.S., 1789 Automotive President Clinton designates "Automobile National Heritage Area" in Detroit, 1998 Civil War Jefferson Davis elected president of the Confederacy, 1861 Cold War Renowned Soviet dissident Andrei Sakharov visits United States, 1988 Crime A woman ices her husband with anti-freeze, 1982 Disaster Dam gives way in Georgia, 1977 General Interest Abraham Lincoln elected president, 1860 Canadians take Passchendaele, 1917 Bolsheviks revolt in Russia, 1917 Hollywood Downey stars in Less Than Zero, 1987 Literary Playwright Thomas Kyd is baptized, 1558 Music John Philip Sousa is born, 1854 Old West Cabeza de Vaca discovers Texas, 1528 Presidential Teddy Roosevelt travels to Panama, 1906 Sports Art Modell announces Browns are moving to Baltimore, 1995 Vietnam War General Minh takes over leadership of South Vietnam, 1963 South Vietnamese forces attack into Cambodia, 1970 World War I British victory at Passchendaele , 1917 World War II Stalin celebrates the Revolution's anniversary, 1941  All posts, jokes, stories, cartoons, photos and videos on this site are understood to be in the public domain. If you hold the copyright to any of them and would like me to remove them, please contact me at papacase77@gmail.com