25 Pearls Of Wisdom

1.If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2.Age is a high price for maturity.

3.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4.Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5.If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.

6.My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7.Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8.It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9.For every action, there is an equal and opposite government programme.

10.If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11.Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.

12.A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

13.Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14.Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

15.No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16.A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.

17.Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

18.Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

19.Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20.There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21.Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

22.By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23.Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24.Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25.Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

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Birthdays on March 8th

1841 - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
1917 - Leslie Fiedler
1963 - Kathy Ireland
1943 - Lynn Redgrave
1959 - Aidan Quinn

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Blast from the past

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This day in History

February Revolution begins, 1917

American Revolution

Pennsylvania militiamen senselessly murder Patriot allies, 1782

Automotive

VW bus, icon of counterculture movement, goes into production, 1950

Civil War

C.S.S. Virginia terrorizes Union Navy, 1862

Cold War

United States accuses Soviets of using poison gas, 1982

Crime

The Lonely Hearts Killers are executed, 1951

Disaster

Mount Etna erupts, 1669

General Interest

Anglo-Ottoman force takes Abukir Bay, 1801

Egypt opens the Suez Canal, 1957

Hollywood

MTV’s highest rated series premieres, 1993

Literary

Thomas Wolfe's second novel, Of Time and the River, is published, 1935

Music

Bill Graham's rock empire goes bi-coastal as the Fillmore East opens, 1968

Old West

Emmet Dalton goes to prison, 1893

Presidential

Reagan refers to U.S.S.R. as "evil empire" again, 1983

Sports

Ali battles Frazier for heavyweight championship, 1971

Vietnam War

U.S. Marines land at Da Nang, 1965

Thieu orders force withdrawal, 1975

World War I

February Revolution begins in Russia, 1917

World War II

Dutch surrender on Java, 1942

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