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Just because someone doesn't love
you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you
with all they have. Ralph and Edna
were both patients in a mental
hospital. One day while they were
walking past the hospital swimming
pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into
the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there.
Edna
promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom
and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became
aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her
to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she
went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
news and bad news. The good news is you're being
discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to
a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person
you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness.
'The bad
news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his
bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry,
but he's dead.'
Edna
replied, 'He didn't hang himself. I put him there to
dry.... How soon can I go home?'
Happy
Mental Health Day!
You can do
your bit by remembering to send an email to an unstable
friend...
I've done
my part!!!
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Morning funnies
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Birthdays on April 22nd
1724 - Immanuel Kant
1904 - J. Robert Oppenheimer
1899 - Vladimir Nabokov
1935 - Issey Miyake
1936 - Glen Campbell
1904 - J. Robert Oppenheimer
1899 - Vladimir Nabokov
1935 - Issey Miyake
1936 - Glen Campbell
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Todays pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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This day in History
- Lead Story
- The first Earth Day, 1970
- American Revolution
- John Paul Jones leads American raid on Whitehaven, England, 1778
- Automotive
- Rolls-Royce co-founder dies, 1933
- Civil War
- Union raid cuts Mississippi telegraph wires, 1863
- Cold War
- McCarthy Army hearings begin, 1954
- Crime
- Seduction is made illegal, 1886
- An FBI agent is killed in a gangster raid, 1934
- Disaster
- Sewers explode in Guadalajara, 1992
- General Interest
- Germans introduce poison gas, 1915
- Fujimori orders assault on Japanese ambassador's home, 1997
- Hollywood
- Jack Nicholson born, 1937
- Literary
- Ellen Glasgow, Pulitzer Prize-winning American novelist, is born, 1873
- Music
- The Blues Brothers make their world premiere on Saturday Night Live, 1978
- Old West
- The Oklahoma land rush begins, 1889
- Presidential
- Former President Richard Nixon dies, 1994
- Sports
- Pat Tillman killed by friendly fire in Afghanistan, 2004
- Vietnam War
- South Vietnamese have increased combat capabilities, 1968
- Antiwar demonstrations held, 1972
- World War I
- Second Battle of Ypres begins, 1915
- World War II
- Americans launch Operation Persecution in the Pacific, 1944
- Hitler admits defeat, 1945
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