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A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:
SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:
SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
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Morning funnies
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Birthdays on April17th
1897 - Thornton Wilder
1974 - Victoria Beckham
1972 - Jennifer Garner
1947 - John Thorn
1909 - Robert Shea
1974 - Victoria Beckham
1972 - Jennifer Garner
1947 - John Thorn
1909 - Robert Shea
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Todays Pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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This day in History
- Lead Story
- Apollo 13 returns to Earth, 1970
- American Revolution
- Colbert launches raid on Fort Carlos, Arkansas, 1783
- Automotive
- Ford Mustang debuts at World's Fair, 1964
- Civil War
- Battle of Plymouth, North Carolina, begins, 1864
- Cold War
- The Bay of Pigs invasion begins, 1961
- Crime
- A single horsehair uncovers a murderer, 1936
- Disaster
- Volcanic eruption kills 80,000, 1815
- General Interest
- Benjamin Franklin dies, 1790
- Yugoslavia surrenders, 1941
- Architect of Czechoslovakia's Prague Spring resigns, 1969
- Hollywood
- General Hospital airs 10,000th episode, 2002
- Literary
- Isak Dinesen is born, 1885
- Music
- Eddie Cochran dies, and Gene Vincent is injured, in a UK car accident, 1960
- Old West
- Life of Billy the Kid arrives at Library of Congress, 1882
- Presidential
- JFK waits for word on the Bay of Pigs invasion, 1961
- Sports
- Mike Schmidt hits four consecutive homers, 1976
- Vietnam War
- First antiwar protest of the year is conducted, 1972
- Cambodia falls to the Khmer Rouge, 1975
- World War I
- Second Battle of Gaza, 1917
- World War II
- The Yugoslav army surrenders, 1941
- General Henri Giraud makes his great escape, 1942
- Americans seize 1,100 tons of uranium, 1945
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