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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien

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I still can’t believe @BarackObama would take a 10 day vacation! I’ll have more to say about this topic when I resume taping my show on 9/6.

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OMGFacts OMGFacts

The city of Austin,TX was originally named “Waterloo”.

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Me, Myself, and Irene - #replaceMovieTitleWithIrene

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ItsTonyaB tonya ballard

by CollegeHumor

@CollegeHumor Hurricanes travel 88 mph making time travel possible without a delorean. #hurricanefacts"

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Do bears poop in the woods?

Vince Lombardi

Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence.
Vince Lombardi



Dictionary is the only place that success comes before work. Hard work is the price we must pay for success. I think you can accomplish anything if you're willing to pay the price.
Vince Lombardi

If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.
Vince Lombardi

It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.
Vince Lombardi

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.
Vince Lombardi

Leaders aren't born they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And that's the price we'll have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal.
Vince Lombardi



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Jokes, Jokes and more jokes



When I worked as cashier in the Kroger store many years ago,

 I noticed a sexy little blonde who dashed into the store to pick up just a couple items.

She marched right to my Express Checkout Lane.

 I was on the phone at the time, doing a price check.

In a huff, the blonde said,

 "Excuse me, I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out?"

I looked her up and down, and said,

 "Hmmm. You look pretty good to me!"

She seemed to be rather torn between throwing stuff at me

and smiling over the compliment!
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 Scary news from California!

In the wake of Bin Laden’s death, Radical Muslims

 are planning to go on a rampage in Southern California,

 from Los Angeles south to the Mexican border,

 killing anyone who is a legal US citizen.

Police fear the death toll could be as high as 23.

We will keep you posted on future developments.
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Currently Santaco (Qantas's new Indian budget Airline)

 are only flying between Mumbai and Christmas Island,

 but hope to introduce further services to Australia later this year.

CASA say they will be trying to stop the planes

as they are unsure about their airworthiness.

Spokesmen for both Jetstar and Virgin

 said that they will not be beaten on price.

A spacious Business Class is on the upper deck. (See below)

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Airplane makes urgent call to the control tower

A control tower received the urgent radio message: “One engine is dead.  Gasoline is leaking. One of my wing flaps is broken.  My oil pressure is near zero.  What should I do?”
The response: “Repeat after me, ‘Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name ...’
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College Student writes home for money

Correspondence from son away at college to his father:
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
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Todays Oldie but goodie 

Red Skelton

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton

Congress: Bingo with billions.
Red Skelton

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.
Red Skelton

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
Red Skelton



Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
Red Skelton

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