The new wine will be marketed as Pino More
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Aging with a Smile
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as
it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
I'm getting into swing dancing.. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
I'm getting into swing dancing.. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
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Morning Pic Dump
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Birthdays on January 3rd
1892 - J. R. R. Tolkien
1803 - Douglas William Jerrold
1946 - Victoria Principal
1956 - Mel Gibson
1909 - Victor Borge
1803 - Douglas William Jerrold
1946 - Victoria Principal
1956 - Mel Gibson
1909 - Victor Borge
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Todays Pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
Afternoon Funnies
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This day in History
- Lead Story
- Noriega surrenders to U.S., 1990
- American Revolution
- The Battle of Princeton, 1777
- Automotive
- All-time Formula One champ born, 1969
- Civil War
- Delaware rejects secession, 1861
- Cold War
- United States severs diplomatic relations with Cuba, 1961
- Crime
- The husband did it: The controversial Stuart case, 1990
- Disaster
- Great Lakes region digs out from record blizzard, 1999
- General Interest
- Martin Luther excommunicated, 1521
- Meiji Restoration in Japan, 1868
- King Tut's sarcophagus uncovered, 1924
- Alaska admitted into Union, 1959
- Jack Ruby dies before second trial, 1967
- Hollywood
- Dragnet TV show debuts, 1952
- Literary
- Herman Melville sails for the South Seas, 1841
- Music
- Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducts first woman, 1987
- Old West
- Stephen Austin imprisoned by Mexicans, 1834
- Presidential
- Franklin Roosevelt founds March of Dimes, 1938
- Sports
- Buffalo Bills pull off greatest comeback in NFL history, 1993
- Vietnam War
- Antigovernment demonstrators clash with police, 1965
- McCarthy announces his presidential candidacy, 1968
- World War I
- British nurse Marion Rice writes from a hospital on the Western Front, 1917
- World War II
- MacArthur and Nimitz given new commands, 1945
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