- The FEMALE always makes the rules.
- The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.
- No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.
- If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.
- The FEMALE is never wrong.
- If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
- The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.
- The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
- The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
- The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
- The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
- The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.
- The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!
- Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
- The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready.
- The MALE must be ready at ALL times
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Morning Pic Dump
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Birthdays on January31st
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Todays Pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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This day in History
- Lead Story
- Truman announces development of H-bomb,
1950
- American Revolution
- Gouverneur Morris is born,
1752
- Automotive
- Cars.com names most memorable TV cars,
2007
- Civil War
- House passes the 13th Amendment,
1865
- Cold War
- First McDonald's opens in Soviet Union,
1990
- Crime
- The McMartin Preschool trials,
1990
- Disaster
- Flood wreaks havoc in Europe,
1953
- General Interest
- The death of Guy Fawkes,
1606
- Germany resumes submarine warfare,
1917
- Viet Cong attack U.S. Embassy,
1968
- Apollo 14 departs for the moon,
1971
- Hollywood
- Samuel Goldwyn dies,
1974
- Literary
- Norman Mailer is born,
1923
- Music
- American composer Phillip Glass is born,
1937
- Old West
- Author Zane Grey is born,
1872
- Presidential
- Clinton authorizes loan to Mexico,
1995
- Sports
- Doug Williams leads Redskins to Super Bowl victory,
1988
- Vietnam War
- Viet Cong attack U.S. Embassy,
1968
- North Vietnam presents nine-point peace proposal,
1972
- World War I
- Germans unleash U-boats,
1917
- World War II
- The execution of Pvt. Slovik,
1945
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