One night, this guy come into a bar and
asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple
more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
“What’s the matter?” the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a whole 31 days.”
The bartender thought about this for a while. “But, isn’t it a good thing that she isn’t talking to you?” asked the bartender.
“Yeah, except today is the last night.”
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Birthdays on January 28th
1873 - Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
1912 - Jackson Pollock
1933 - Susan Sontag
1936 - Alan Alda
1968 - Sarah McLachlan
1912 - Jackson Pollock
1933 - Susan Sontag
1936 - Alan Alda
1968 - Sarah McLachlan
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Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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This day in History
- Lead Story
- Challenger explodes, 1986
- American Revolution
- British plan to isolate New England, 1777
- Automotive
- "Shuttin' Detroit Down" debuts, 2009
- Civil War
- Confederate General Thomas Hindman is born, 1828
- Cold War
- Soviets shoot down U.S. jet, 1964
- Crime
- Killer couple strikes the heartland, 1958
- Disaster
- Challenger explodes after liftoff, 1986
- General Interest
- U.S. ends search for Pancho Villa, 1917
- Afrikaner police admit to killing Stephen Biko, 1997
- Hollywood
- Clint Eastwood honored by Directors Guild of America, 2006
- Literary
- Colette is born, 1873
- Music
- American recording artists gather to record "We Are the World", 1985
- Old West
- First train crosses the Panamanian isthmus, 1855
- Presidential
- Wilson nominates Brandeis to the Supreme Court, 1916
- Sports
- Vince Lombardi hired as Packers coach, 1959
- Vietnam War
- Cease-fire goes into effect, 1973
- Ford asks for additional aid, 1975
- World War I
- Germans sink American merchant ship, 1915
- World War II
- Burma Road is reopened, 1945
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