Immigrant Joke

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 An immigrant from Poland who was married to an American barged into the police station out of breath. “My wife, she try to kill me” he stammered. “Are you absolutely sure?” questioned the police officer. “Of course I sure” he countered insulted “you think I dumb, look what I found in her purse” he said pulling a bottle out of his pocket, “look it says polish remover!”

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Morning Funnies

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Birthdays on May 7th

 1754 - Joseph Joubert
1711 - David Hume
1812 - Robert Browning
1919 - Evita Peron
1940 - Angela Carter

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Todays Pic Dump

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Blast from the Past

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Afternoon Funnies

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This day in History

Lead Story

Munch's The Scream recovered, 1994

American Revolution

Pontiac's plot is foiled, 1763

Automotive

Daimler-Benz announces purchase of Chrysler Corp., 1998

Civil War

Grant leaves the Wilderness for Spotsylvania, 1864

Cold War

Brezhnev becomes president of the USSR, 1960

Crime

A serial killer is hanged, 1896

Disaster

Volcanic eruption buries Caribbean city, 1902

General Interest

Pontiac's Rebellion begins, 1763

Lusitania sinks, 1915

French defeated at Dien Bien Phu, 1954

Hollywood

Gary Cooper born, 1901

Literary

Robert Browning is born, 1812

Music

"Satisfaction" comes to Keith Richards, 1965

Old West

Gary Cooper is born, 1901

Presidential

George Washington attends inaugural ball, 1789

Sports

Reggie Miller leads Pacers to victory over Knicks, 1995

Vietnam War

French fall to Viet Minh at Dien Bien Phu, 1954

World War I

German submarine sinks Lusitania, 1915

World War II

Germany surrenders unconditionally to the Allies at Reims, 1945

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