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A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, “And how much money do you make a week?” Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $300.00 a week. Why?”
The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?”
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, “And how much money do you make a week?” Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $300.00 a week. Why?”
The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?”
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”
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Morning Funnies
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| Peek-A-Boo> I see you |
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| Then.................Now |
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| No Gecko!! I don't want to switch insurances! |
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| Bruce Jenna |
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Birthdays on May 15th
1948 - Brian Eno
1915 - Paul Samuelson
1969 - Emmitt Smith
1930 - Jasper Johns
1902 - Richard J. Daley
1915 - Paul Samuelson
1969 - Emmitt Smith
1930 - Jasper Johns
1902 - Richard J. Daley
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Todays Pic Dump
Todays Pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Fonnies
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This day in History
- Lead Story
- Madeleine Albright is born, 1937
- American Revolution
- Continentals capture Fort Granby, South Carolina, 1781
- Automotive
- Seventeen states put gasoline rationing into effect, 1942
- Civil War
- VMI cadets fight in Battle of New Market, 1864
- Cold War
- Soviets begin withdrawal from Afghanistan, 1988
- Crime
- A young woman and her married lover kill her family, 1976
- Disaster
- Tornado decimates Texas town, 1896
- General Interest
- The Seven Years War begins, 1756
- First Allied jet flies, 1941
- The flight of Faith 7, 1963
- Governor George Wallace shot, 1972
- Hollywood
- Celebrity private detective Anthony Pellicano found guilty, 2008
- Literary
- Katherine Anne Porter is born, 1890
- Music
- "Ebony And Ivory" begins a seven-week run at #1 on the pop charts, 1982
- Old West
- Second vigilante committee organizes in San Francisco, 1856
- Presidential
- President John Adams orders federal government to Washington, D.C., 1800
- Ronald Reagan applies for transfer to Army Air Force, 1942
- Sports
- Nolan Ryan pitches first no-hitter, 1973
- Vietnam War
- U.S. positions south of the DMZ come under heavy fire, 1967
- Air Force sergeant awarded Medal of Honor, 1970
- World War I
- Austrians launch massive offensive on Trentino Front, 1916
- World War II
- Legislation creating the Women's Army Corps becomes law, 1942
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