Before the fall of the Soviet Union, a Russian Jew applied to immigrate to Israel. The local Soviet commissar called him in for questioning and asked:"Haven't we allowed you the right to worship in your Synagogue?"
"Can't complain."
"Haven't we let you live in peace with your fellow Jews?"
"Can't complain."
"Haven't we allowed you to travel freely within and beyond the village?"
"Can't complain."
"Haven't we allowed you to teach your children Torah?"
"Can't complain."
"Haven't we let you practice your profession?"
"Can't complain."
"Then why do you want to go to Israel?"
He replies, "There I can complain!"
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Morning Pic Dump
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Birthdays on July 19th
1960 - Atom Egoyan
1946 - Alan Gorrie
1946 - Ilie Nastase
1893 - Vladimir Mayakovsky
1834 - Edgar Degas
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Todays Pic Dump
Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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Todays Quote
Birthday Boy
George McGovern
I am 1,000 percent for Tom Eagleton and I have no intention of dropping him from the ticket.
George McGovern
I am fed up with a system which busts the pot smoker and lets the big dope racketeer go free.
George McGovern
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
George McGovern
No man should advocate a course in private that he's ashamed to admit in public.
George McGovern
Politics is an act of faith; you have to show some kind of confidence in the intellectual and moral capacity of the public.
George McGovern
The Establishment center... has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in all history. That war is a moral and political disaster - a terrible cancer eating away at the soul of our nation.
George McGovern
The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain.
George McGovern
The longer the title, the less important the job.
George McGovern
The whole campaign was a tragic case of mistaken identity.
George McGovern
You know, sometimes, when they say you're ahead of your time, it's just a polite way of saying you have a real bad sense of timing.
George McGovern
George McGovern
I am fed up with a system which busts the pot smoker and lets the big dope racketeer go free.
George McGovern
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
George McGovern
No man should advocate a course in private that he's ashamed to admit in public.
George McGovern
Politics is an act of faith; you have to show some kind of confidence in the intellectual and moral capacity of the public.
George McGovern
The Establishment center... has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in all history. That war is a moral and political disaster - a terrible cancer eating away at the soul of our nation.
George McGovern
The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain.
George McGovern
The longer the title, the less important the job.
George McGovern
The whole campaign was a tragic case of mistaken identity.
George McGovern
You know, sometimes, when they say you're ahead of your time, it's just a polite way of saying you have a real bad sense of timing.
George McGovern
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