New Definitions

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  1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds 

  2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 

  3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 

  4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with 

  5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate 

  6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets 

  7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living 

  8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist 

  9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does 

10. LEFT BANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money 

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots 

12. PARADOX: Two physicians 

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower 

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm 

15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with 

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV 

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring 

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife 

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does 

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official 

21. MANDATE: What a bachelorette tries to get

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Birthdays on July 27th

1975 - Alex Rodriguez
1922 - Norman Lear
1906 - Leo Durocher
1899 - C. S. Forester
1870 - Hilaire Belloc

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Blast from the past

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Afternoon Funnies

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Todays Quote

Birthday Boy

Alex Rodriguez

Enjoy your sweat because hard work doesn't guarantee success, but without it you don't have a chance.
Alex Rodriguez

I had a great year and left my guts out on the field.
Alex Rodriguez

I just don't see the light. Where is the light? What am I in this for?
Alex Rodriguez

I love the challenge of the game. I love the work. My goal right now is to have a season next year that will make people forget about this one. I'll use things like this for motivation. I'm pumped. I'm hungry.
Alex Rodriguez

I'm a terrible singer. I feel lucky to play baseball. You can't be gifted in everything.
Alex Rodriguez

It's tougher when you're established. Before, I'd see 13, 14, 15 pitches that I could drive in a game. Now, I see one, two or three, so I have to be better.
Alex Rodriguez

This is how I define grace: you're on the main stage, and it looks like it has been rehearsed 100 times, everything goes so smoothly. That's where I get my confidence and success, from knowing that I have an edge because I know I'm prepared.
Alex Rodriguez

Winners live in the present tense. People who come up short are consumed with future or past. I want to be living in the now.
Alex Rodriguez

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