Thursday, February 13, 2014

Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
 then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
 so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory 

and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
Morning Funnies


Birthdays on February 13th

1938 - Oliver Reed
1923 - Chuck Yeager

Todays Pic dump

Blast from the past

Afternoon Funnies


Today in History

Lead Story
Galileo in Rome for Inquisition, 1633
American Revolution
Patrick Henry named colonel of First Virginia battalion, 1776
Actor Mel Gibson completes DUI probation, 2008
Civil War
Unoin General John Rawlins born, 1831
Cold War
Chernenko becomes general secretary, 1984
Serial killer strikes in Colorado, 1982
Cinema burns in Turin, 1983
General Interest
William and Mary proclaimed joint sovereigns of Britain, 1689
First Medal of Honor action, 1861
Dresden devastated, 1945
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon gets 10 Oscar nominations, 2001
Long-lost Twain manuscript authenticated, 1991
ASCAP is founded, 1915
Old West
Ashley advertises for western fur trappers, 1822
Teddy Roosevelt discusses America's race problem, 1905
Downhill skier Hermann Maier crashes in Olympics, 1998
Vietnam War
Johnson approves Operation Rolling Thunder, 1965
Additional troops ordered to South Vietnam, 1968
World War I
League of Nations recognizes perpetual Swiss neutrality, 1920
World War II
Firebombing of Dresden, 1945

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