Thursday, January 31, 2013

The Rules by which females are governed :-)

  1. The FEMALE always makes the rules.

  2. The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.

  3. No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.

  4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.

  5. The FEMALE is never wrong.

  6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

  7. The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.

  8. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

  9. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.

  10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

  11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.

  12. The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

  13. The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.

  14. The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!

  15. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

  16. The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready.

  17. The MALE must be ready at ALL times

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Holy Email

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either. 

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Gandhi assassinated, 1948
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Adolf Hitler is named chancellor of Germany, 1933
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RAF launches massive daytime raid on Berlin, 1943





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