Thursday, January 3, 2013

A New Wine For Seniors

California Vinters in the Napa Valley area. which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Griglo wines have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as Pino More 


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 Aging with a Smile
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing.. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.


These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
 
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Blast from the Past

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This day in History
Lead Story
Noriega surrenders to U.S., 1990
American Revolution
The Battle of Princeton, 1777
Automotive
All-time Formula One champ born, 1969
Civil War
Delaware rejects secession, 1861
Cold War
United States severs diplomatic relations with Cuba, 1961
Crime
The husband did it: The controversial Stuart case, 1990
Disaster
Great Lakes region digs out from record blizzard, 1999
General Interest
Martin Luther excommunicated, 1521
Meiji Restoration in Japan, 1868
King Tut's sarcophagus uncovered, 1924
Alaska admitted into Union, 1959
Jack Ruby dies before second trial, 1967
Hollywood
Dragnet TV show debuts, 1952
Literary
Herman Melville sails for the South Seas, 1841
Music
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducts first woman, 1987
Old West
Stephen Austin imprisoned by Mexicans, 1834
Presidential
Franklin Roosevelt founds March of Dimes, 1938
Sports
Buffalo Bills pull off greatest comeback in NFL history, 1993
Vietnam War
Antigovernment demonstrators clash with police, 1965
McCarthy announces his presidential candidacy, 1968
World War I
British nurse Marion Rice writes from a hospital on the Western Front, 1917
World War II
MacArthur and Nimitz given new commands, 1945


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