Tuesday, January 22, 2013

pilot humor

On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told that his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane." He decided to take action: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. I have been informed that some of you are nervous about being on a 'little' plane. Well, let me assure you, there is nothing to worry about, just sit back and take it easy. It might be helpful to do some sight seeing to put your mind at ease. Now, if you'll all lean and look out over the right wing of the airplane....it'll tip over! Hahahahaha!! Just a little pilot humor..." 



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This day in History
Lead Story
Ted Kaczynski pleads guilty to bombings, 1998
American Revolution
Claudius Smith, "Cowboy of the Ramapos,"hangs, 1779
"Gran Torino" opens Down Under, 2009
Civil War
Rebel General John McCausland dies, 1927
Cold War
Reagan links arms talks with Soviets to oppression in Poland, 1982
Roe v. Wade, 1973
Plane crashes at Nigerian airport, 1973
General Interest
British colonists reach New Zealand, 1840
Queen Victoria dies, 1901
First Russian Revolution begins, 1905
Supreme Court legalizes abortion, 1973
Sakharov arrested in Moscow, 1980
Heath Ledger dies of accidental prescription drug overdose, 2008
Conan O’Brien makes final appearance as “Tonight Show” host, 2010
George Gordon, Lord Byron, is born, 1788
Final portrait of John and Yoko is on the cover of Rolling Stone, 1981
Old West
Chief Dull Knife makes last fight for freedom, 1879
Lyndon Baines Johnson dies in Texas, 1973
Foreman beats Frazier to win heavyweight title in Jamaica, 1973
Vietnam War
U.S. Joint Chiefs foresee larger U.S. commitment, 1964
Operations Jeb Stuart and Pershing II kick off, 1968
World War I
Bloody Sunday Massacre in Russia, 1905
World War II
Brits and Australians take Tobruk, 1941

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