Seniors have their own texting codes:

Young people have theirs,
now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

 Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

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Morning funnies

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Birthdays on August 16th

 1888 - T. E. Lawrence
1958 - Madonna Ciccone
1950 - Stockwell Day
1954 - James Cameron
1953 - Kathie Lee Gifford

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Todays Pic Dump

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Blast from the Past

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Afternoon Funnies

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This day in History

Lead Story

Gold discovered in the Yukon, 1896

American Revolution

Continentals routed at Camden, South Carolina, 1780

Automotive

Los Angeles jury clears John Z. DeLorean of drug charges, 1984

Civil War

Confederate General John Chambliss is killed, 1864

Cold War

Paul Robeson loses appeal over his passport, 1955

Crime

Auto exec DeLorean cleared in drug-trafficking case, 1984

Disaster

Plane crashes into highway, 1987

General Interest

Detroit surrenders without a fight, 1812

Babe Ruth dies, 1948

Moroccan king survives attack by own air force, 1972

Elvis Presley dies, 1977

Hollywood

Madonna born, 1958

Literary

Poet Charles Bukowski is born, 1920

Music

The Ramones play their first public gig at CBGB's in downtown Manhattan, 1974

Old West

George Carmack discovers Klondike gold, 1896

Presidential

Tyler is burned in effigy outside White House, 1841

Sports

Batter sustains fatal injury at plate, 1920

Vietnam War

General Khanh ousts General Minh as chief of state, 1964

Congress investigates antiwar demonstrators, 1966

Tonkin Gulf Resolution challenged, 1967

Heavy air attacks on North Vietnam, 1972

World War I

Battle of Langemarck, 1917

World War II

Senior U.S. POW is released, 1945

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