Tuesday, June 25, 2013


PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"

CONGREGATION: "Hallelujah!"

PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their Tablet, PC, iPad,

 smart phone,and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor 13:13.
 And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."


"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands. 

Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook,
 and chat with God."

"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings,
 please have your credit and debit cards ready.
 You can log on to the church wi-fi
 using the password 'Lord909887. ' "
The ushers circulate mobile card swipe machines
 among the worshipers:

  • "Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers
  •  are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
  • Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
  • Those who prefer telephone banking,
  •  take out your cellphones to transfer 
  • your contributions to the church account."
The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified 
as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs 
and laptops beep and flicker!
Final Blessing and Closing Announcements...
  • This week's ministry cell meetings will be held
  •  on the various Facebook group pages
  •  where the usual group chatting takes place.
  •  Please log in and don't miss out.
  • Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype
  •  at 1900hrs GMT. 
  • Please don't miss out.
  • You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend
  •  for counseling and prayers.
  • God bless you and have nice day.

Morning Funnies

Red neck Sushi


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