Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

 Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

  Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

  Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

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This day in History

Lead Story
Rosenbergs executed, 1953
Controversy at U.S. Grand Prix, 2005
Civil War
USS Kearsarge sinks CSS Alabama, 1864
Cold War
Julius and Ethel Rosenberg executed, 1953
A bloody fingerprint elicits a mother's evil tale in Argentina, 1892
Montana flood causes train wreck, 1938
General Interest
First Republican national convention ends, 1856
CSS Alabama sinks off coast of France, 1864
Emperor of Mexico executed, 1867
First nickelodeon opens, 1905
Nathanael West's A Cool Million is published, 1934
Carole King has her first #1 hit as a performer, 1970
Old West
Father De Smet talks peace with Sitting Bull, 1868
Taft marries Helen Herron, 1886
Curt Flood case decided, 1972
Vietnam War
Ky becomes premier of South Vietnam, 1965
South Vietnamese president signs general mobilization bill, 1968
World War I
Britain's King George V changes royal surname, 1917
World War II
United States scores major victory against Japanese in Battle of the Philippine Sea, 1944

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