Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

 Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

  Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

  Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

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Morning funnies

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 Birthdays on June19th

 1859 - Elbert Hubbard
1623 - Blaise Pascal
1834 - Charles Spurgeon
1608 - Thomas Fuller
1861 - Jose Rizal

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Todays Pic Dump  

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Blast from the Past

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Afternoon Funnies
  

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This day in History

Lead Story

Rosenbergs executed, 1953

Automotive

Controversy at U.S. Grand Prix, 2005

Civil War

USS Kearsarge sinks CSS Alabama, 1864

Cold War

Julius and Ethel Rosenberg executed, 1953

Crime

A bloody fingerprint elicits a mother's evil tale in Argentina, 1892

Disaster

Montana flood causes train wreck, 1938

General Interest

First Republican national convention ends, 1856

CSS Alabama sinks off coast of France, 1864

Emperor of Mexico executed, 1867

Hollywood

First nickelodeon opens, 1905

Literary

Nathanael West's A Cool Million is published, 1934

Music

Carole King has her first #1 hit as a performer, 1970

Old West

Father De Smet talks peace with Sitting Bull, 1868

Presidential

Taft marries Helen Herron, 1886

Sports

Curt Flood case decided, 1972

Vietnam War

Ky becomes premier of South Vietnam, 1965

South Vietnamese president signs general mobilization bill, 1968

World War I

Britain's King George V changes royal surname, 1917

World War II

United States scores major victory against Japanese in Battle of the Philippine Sea, 1944

 

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