We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.‘Sounds good,’ my wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’
‘Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned her.
‘You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ my wife asked incredulously.
‘YES!’ stated the waitress.
‘I’ll take the special then,’ my wife said..
‘How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked.
‘Raw and in the shell,’ my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
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Morning Pic Dump
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Birthdays on March 29th
1976 - Jennifer Capriati
1964 - Elle Macpherson
1943 - Eric Idle
1918 - Pearl Bailey
1867 - Cy Young
1964 - Elle Macpherson
1943 - Eric Idle
1918 - Pearl Bailey
1867 - Cy Young
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Todays Pic Dump
Movie Summary
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Blast from the Past
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Todays Quote
Birthday Boy
Sam Walton
Capital isn't scarce; vision is.
Sam Walton
Each Wal-Mart store should reflect the values of its customers and support the vision they hold for their community.
Sam Walton
High expectations are the key to everything.
Sam Walton
I had to pick myself up and get on with it, do it all over again, only even better this time.
Sam Walton
I have always been driven to buck the system, to innovate, to take things beyond where they've been.
Sam Walton
Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish.
Sam Walton
There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
Sam Walton
We let folks know we're interested in them and that they're vital to us. cause they are.
Sam Walton
We're all working together; that's the secret.
Sam Walton
Sam Walton
Each Wal-Mart store should reflect the values of its customers and support the vision they hold for their community.
Sam Walton
High expectations are the key to everything.
Sam Walton
I had to pick myself up and get on with it, do it all over again, only even better this time.
Sam Walton
I have always been driven to buck the system, to innovate, to take things beyond where they've been.
Sam Walton
Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish.
Sam Walton
There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
Sam Walton
We let folks know we're interested in them and that they're vital to us. cause they are.
Sam Walton
We're all working together; that's the secret.
Sam Walton
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