The Hypnotist - - -

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.

Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance;

I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat.

"I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very
special watch.

It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly      
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface.

A hundred pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, the
chain broke; it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the
floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Crap!" said the hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.

Claude will never be invited back.

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Todays Pic Dump

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Birthdays on February 9th 

1979 - Zhang Ziyi
1945 - Mia Farrow
1944 - Alice Walker
1943 - Joe Pesci
1909 - Carmen Miranda

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Morning Pic dump

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Blast form the past

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Todays Quote

Birthday Boy 

William Henry Harrison

 All the measures of the Government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
William Henry Harrison

I believe and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the Government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
William Henry Harrison

I believe that all the measures of the Government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
William Henry Harrison

I contend that the strongest of all governments is that which is most free.
William Henry Harrison

Sir, I wish to understand the true principles of the Government. I wish them carried out. I ask nothing more.
William Henry Harrison

The chains of military despotism, once fastened upon a nation, ages might pass away before they could be shaken off.
William Henry Harrison

The only legitimate right to govern is an express grant of power from the governed.
William Henry Harrison

There is nothing more corrupting, nothing more destructive of the noblest and finest feelings of our nature, than the exercise of unlimited power.
William Henry Harrison

To Englishmen, life is a topic, not an activity.
William Henry Harrison

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