Valentine's Day One Liners

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses! What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love? A stupid cupid! Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day! Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental! What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!" What did the paper clip say to the magnet? "I find you very attractive." What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? A hug and a quiche! What did one pickle say to the other? "You mean a great dill to me." What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!" What did the bat say to his girlfriend? "You're fun to hang around with." Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! What did the pencil say to the paper? "I dot my i's on you!" Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste! **************************************************************************** Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. 'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.' 'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.' Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.' ******************************************************************************

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I don't turn my nose up at anything. If it's a great part, it's a great part. I'd love to do a box-office hit.
Laura Dern

I hope we can be consummate artists as women or revolutionaries, or whatever women want to be, and also have love, not only for ourselves but from a partner.
Laura Dern

I knew you had to go in and audition and maybe they'd hire you, and that's where you start. I had a good understanding about press: that it's the actor's responsibility to publicize his or her films.
Laura Dern

I like movies about longing and desperation, and dark and light things, stories about people struggling to raise children, and to have relationships and be intimate with each other.
Laura Dern

I made a commitment to myself; that I wanted to be an actress, and I wanted to do films that make a difference. It has to move people.
Laura Dern

I really don't consider myself to be a conventional Hollywood star. I've never really been marketed by the big studios to do mass market box office films.
Laura Dern

I wanted to go to Jupiter. That was my plan from day one, and David Lynch gave me the ticket.
Laura Dern

I was raised by an actress, and I watched all those women turn 60 and ask, Shouldn't get face work? My mother and Anne Bancroft said, We're not going to fall into that.
Laura Dern

I'm interested in flawed protagonists. I was raised on them.
Laura Dern

I'm lucky enough that directors sometimes seek me out for little projects that people don't even know about, that just surface later on.
Laura Dern


I've always loved film more than theater.
Laura Dern

It would be great to make a movie that had the style of a great '30's film.
Laura Dern

It's a strange world, as David Lynch would say.
Laura Dern

It's always been a desire of mine to work with my parents.
Laura Dern

It's really fun to act like a bimbo. But it's fun to act like a bimbo only when people know that you really aren't one.
Laura Dern

Luckily, I was raised by people who'd already seen all the yuck stuff, which is why they originally didn't want me to act. I understood the difference between getting a part at a Hollywood party and getting a job.
Laura Dern

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington is one of the greatest films of all time.
Laura Dern

My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She's that kind of mother.
Laura Dern

That's life - to turn each other on, to feel good, to feel in love.
Laura Dern

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The really courageous and bold thing is to make movies about human behaviour.
Laura Dern