Monday, February 13, 2012

Valentines Day ..........

 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Hoosier Farmer

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal

Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

Falling in love is so hard on the knees.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Jules Renard

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Peter Ustinov

Love is a grave mental disease.


Funny Valentine Stuff

How to catch a guy
Birthdays on February 13th
Todays Pic Dump

Blast from the Past
Steve Winwood

Todays Quote
 Birthday Boy
Jerry Springer 

All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making someone else's life better.
Jerry Springer

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
Jerry Springer

My guess is more reporters probably vote Democrat than Republican - just because I think reporters are smart.
Jerry Springer

Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.
Jerry Springer

To go from politics to news, at least the subject matter is the same, even if the view is different.
Jerry Springer

We can't just have mainstream behavior on television in a free society, we have to make sure we see the whole panorama of human behavior.
Jerry Springer

With a face like mine, I do better in print.
Jerry Springer
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