Signs Found In The Kitchen

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards.

Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse.

It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.

I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.

Mother does not live here any more, clean up your own mess.

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! 

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Birthdays on October 3rd

1925 - Gore Vidal
1954 - Stevie Ray Vaughan
1867 - Pierre Bonnard
1900 - Thomas Wolfe
1969 - Gwen Stefani

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Blast from the Past

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Todays Quote

Birthday Boy

Gore Vidal

  

As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate, action: you liberate a city by destroying it. Words are to confuse, so that at election time people will solemnly vote against their own interests.
Gore Vidal

The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.
Gore Vidal

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
Gore Vidal

Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.
Gore Vidal

A good deed never goes unpunished.
Gore Vidal

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over.
Gore Vidal

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Gore Vidal

Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.
Gore Vidal

The corporate grip on opinion in the United States is one of the wonders of the Western world. No First World country has ever managed to eliminate so entirely from its media all objectivity - much less dissent.
Gore Vidal

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
Gore Vidal

Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an I.Q. of 60.
Gore Vidal

Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's the same fifty percent.
Gore Vidal

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.
Gore Vidal

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Gore Vidal

All in all, I would not have missed this century for the world.
Gore Vidal

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Gore Vidal

It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how suspect, is superior to any imaginative exercise, no matter how true.
Gore Vidal

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.
Gore Vidal

We must declare ourselves, become known; allow the world to discover this subterranean life of ours which connects kings and farm boys, artists and clerks. Let them see that the important thing is not the object of love, but the emotion itself.
Gore Vidal

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.
Gore Vidal

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