Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Immigrant Joke

 An immigrant from Poland who was married to an American barged into the police station out of breath. “My wife, she try to kill me” he stammered. “Are you absolutely sure?” questioned the police officer. “Of course I sure” he countered insulted “you think I dumb, look what I found in her purse” he said pulling a bottle out of his pocket, “look it says polish remover!”


Morning Funnies


Birthdays on May 7th
 1754 - Joseph Joubert
1711 - David Hume
1812 - Robert Browning
1919 - Evita Peron
1940 - Angela Carter

Todays Pic Dump


Blast from the Past

Afternoon Funnies


This day in History
Lead Story
Munch's The Scream recovered, 1994
American Revolution
Pontiac's plot is foiled, 1763
Daimler-Benz announces purchase of Chrysler Corp., 1998
Civil War
Grant leaves the Wilderness for Spotsylvania, 1864
Cold War
Brezhnev becomes president of the USSR, 1960
A serial killer is hanged, 1896
Volcanic eruption buries Caribbean city, 1902
General Interest
Pontiac's Rebellion begins, 1763
Lusitania sinks, 1915
French defeated at Dien Bien Phu, 1954
Gary Cooper born, 1901
Robert Browning is born, 1812
"Satisfaction" comes to Keith Richards, 1965
Old West
Gary Cooper is born, 1901
George Washington attends inaugural ball, 1789
Reggie Miller leads Pacers to victory over Knicks, 1995
Vietnam War
French fall to Viet Minh at Dien Bien Phu, 1954
World War I
German submarine sinks Lusitania, 1915
World War II
Germany surrenders unconditionally to the Allies at Reims, 1945

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