Wednesday, May 15, 2013

The New CEO

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, “And how much money do you make a week?” Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $300.00 a week. Why?”
The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?”
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”


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Blast from the Past

Afternoon Fonnies 


This day in History

Lead Story
Madeleine Albright is born, 1937
American Revolution
Continentals capture Fort Granby, South Carolina, 1781
Seventeen states put gasoline rationing into effect, 1942
Civil War
VMI cadets fight in Battle of New Market, 1864
Cold War
Soviets begin withdrawal from Afghanistan, 1988
A young woman and her married lover kill her family, 1976
Tornado decimates Texas town, 1896
General Interest
The Seven Years War begins, 1756
First Allied jet flies, 1941
The flight of Faith 7, 1963
Governor George Wallace shot, 1972
Celebrity private detective Anthony Pellicano found guilty, 2008
Katherine Anne Porter is born, 1890
"Ebony And Ivory" begins a seven-week run at #1 on the pop charts, 1982
Old West
Second vigilante committee organizes in San Francisco, 1856
President John Adams orders federal government to Washington, D.C., 1800
Ronald Reagan applies for transfer to Army Air Force, 1942
Nolan Ryan pitches first no-hitter, 1973
Vietnam War
U.S. positions south of the DMZ come under heavy fire, 1967
Air Force sergeant awarded Medal of Honor, 1970
World War I
Austrians launch massive offensive on Trentino Front, 1916
World War II
Legislation creating the Women's Army Corps becomes law, 1942


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