The Politician and the Woman
The politician said to a woman, "You sure do look beautiful today!!!!"
The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same to you."
"Sure you could!!" said the politician, "if you could lie as well as I do!"
The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same to you."
"Sure you could!!" said the politician, "if you could lie as well as I do!"
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The math teacher saw that little Jimmy wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Jimmy! what are 24, 11, 4 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "ESPN, FOX, NBC and the Nickelodeon!"
She called on him and said, "Jimmy! what are 24, 11, 4 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "ESPN, FOX, NBC and the Nickelodeon!"
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Todays Pic Dump
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| The cold weather and cold season together creates |
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| You go Duke |
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| The other 40% are served up for dinner |
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| I am smiling |
The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap.
Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him and asked 'What do you want for Christmas?'
'Something for my mother, please,' replied young lady sweetly.
'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'
Without pausing, the lady answered quickly, 'A millionaire son-in-law.'
Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him and asked 'What do you want for Christmas?'
'Something for my mother, please,' replied young lady sweetly.
'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'
Without pausing, the lady answered quickly, 'A millionaire son-in-law.'
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What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24th?
'It's Christmas! Eve.'
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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Blast from the Past
Funny(cartoon ) Time
Todays Quote
Neil Simon
If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.
Neil Simon
If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.
Neil Simon
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.
Neil SimonSports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.
Neil Simon
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
Neil Simon
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.
Neil Simon
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