The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap.

Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him and asked 'What do you want for Christmas?'

'Something for my mother, please,' replied young lady sweetly.

'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'

Without pausing, the lady answered quickly, 'A millionaire son-in-law.'

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Birthdays November 27th

 1955 - Bill Nye
1942 - Jimi Hendrix
1940 - Bruce Lee
1912 - David Merrick
1874 - Chaim Weizmann

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Birthday Boy Bill Nye

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
Bill Nye

I've always loved airplanes and flight. The space program was really important to me as a kid. I still have a photo of Armstrong and Aldrin on the moon in my living room.
Bill Nye

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
Bill Nye

When we see the shadow on our images, are we seeing the time 11 minutes ago on Mars? Or are we seeing the time on Mars as observed from Earth now? It's like time travel problems in science fiction. When is now; when was then?
Bill Nye

Winter lingered so long in the lap of Spring that it occasioned a great deal of talk.
Bill Nye

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