Funny Arkansas Laws
It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
City Laws in Arkansas
Fayetteville
It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.
Little Rock
Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.
No one may “suddenly start or stop�? their car at a McDonald’s.
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
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Morning Pic Dump
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Birthdays on September 26th
1888 - T. S. Eliot
1889 - Martin Heidegger
1946 - Andrea Dworkin
1967 - Shannon Hoon
1981 - Serena Williams
1888 - T. S. Eliot
1889 - Martin Heidegger
1946 - Andrea Dworkin
1967 - Shannon Hoon
1981 - Serena Williams
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Todays Pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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Todays Quote
Birthday Boy
Pope Paul VI
All life demands struggle. Those who have everything
given to them become lazy, selfish, and insensitive to the real values
of life. The very striving and hard work that we so constantly try to
avoid is the major building block in the person we are today.
Pope Paul VI
Of all human activities, man's listening to God is the supreme act of his reasoning and will.
Pope Paul VI
Nothing makes one feel so strong as a call for help.
Pope Paul VI
In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
Pope Paul VI
Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows.
Pope Paul VI
A dimple on the chin, the devil within.
Pope Paul VI
If you want peace work for justice.
Pope Paul VI
The Eucharistic mystery stands at the heart and center of the liturgy since it is the fount of life by which we are cleansed and strengthened to live not for ourselves but for God and to be united in love among ourselves.
Pope Paul VI
Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.
Pope Paul VI
Anger is as a stone cast into a wasp's nest.
Pope Paul VI
Are there memories left that are safe from the clutches of phony anniversaries?
Pope Paul VI
Technological society has succeeded in multiplying the opportunities for pleasure, but it has great difficulty in generating joy.
Pope Paul VI
You must strive to multiply bread so that it suffices for the tables of mankind, and not rather favor an artificial control of birth, which would be irrational, in order to diminish the number of guests at the banquet of life.
Pope Paul VI
Every mother is like Moses. She does not enter the promised land. She prepares a world she will not see.
Pope Paul VI
Liturgy is like a strong tree whose beauty is derived from the continuous renewal of its leaves, but whose strength comes from the old trunk, with solid roots in the ground.
Pope Paul VI
We consider Christmas as the encounter, the great encounter, the historical encounter, the decisive encounter, between God and mankind. He who has faith knows this truly; let him rejoice.
Pope Paul VI
No more war! Never again war! If you wish to be brothers, drop your weapons.
Pope Paul VI
I met a hundred men going to Delhi and everyone is my brother.
Pope Paul VI
Never reach out your hand unless you're willing to extend an arm.
Pope Paul VI
The work of art, just like any fragment of human life considered in its deepest meaning, seems to me devoid of value if it does not offer the hardness, the rigidity, the regularity, the luster on every interior and exterior facet, of the crystal.
Pope Paul VI
Pope Paul VI
Of all human activities, man's listening to God is the supreme act of his reasoning and will.
Pope Paul VI
Nothing makes one feel so strong as a call for help.
Pope Paul VI
In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
Pope Paul VI
Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows.
Pope Paul VI
A dimple on the chin, the devil within.
Pope Paul VI
If you want peace work for justice.
Pope Paul VI
The Eucharistic mystery stands at the heart and center of the liturgy since it is the fount of life by which we are cleansed and strengthened to live not for ourselves but for God and to be united in love among ourselves.
Pope Paul VI
Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.
Pope Paul VI
Anger is as a stone cast into a wasp's nest.
Pope Paul VI
Are there memories left that are safe from the clutches of phony anniversaries?
Pope Paul VI
Technological society has succeeded in multiplying the opportunities for pleasure, but it has great difficulty in generating joy.
Pope Paul VI
You must strive to multiply bread so that it suffices for the tables of mankind, and not rather favor an artificial control of birth, which would be irrational, in order to diminish the number of guests at the banquet of life.
Pope Paul VI
Every mother is like Moses. She does not enter the promised land. She prepares a world she will not see.
Pope Paul VI
Liturgy is like a strong tree whose beauty is derived from the continuous renewal of its leaves, but whose strength comes from the old trunk, with solid roots in the ground.
Pope Paul VI
We consider Christmas as the encounter, the great encounter, the historical encounter, the decisive encounter, between God and mankind. He who has faith knows this truly; let him rejoice.
Pope Paul VI
No more war! Never again war! If you wish to be brothers, drop your weapons.
Pope Paul VI
I met a hundred men going to Delhi and everyone is my brother.
Pope Paul VI
Never reach out your hand unless you're willing to extend an arm.
Pope Paul VI
The work of art, just like any fragment of human life considered in its deepest meaning, seems to me devoid of value if it does not offer the hardness, the rigidity, the regularity, the luster on every interior and exterior facet, of the crystal.
Pope Paul VI
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