Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Arkansas State Laws


Funny Arkansas Laws

It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

City Laws in Arkansas

Fayetteville
It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.
Little Rock
Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.
No one may “suddenly start or stop�? their car at a McDonald’s.

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
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Birthdays on September 26th
 1888 - T. S. Eliot
1889 - Martin Heidegger
1946 - Andrea Dworkin
1967 - Shannon Hoon
1981 - Serena Williams

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Todays Quote
Birthday Boy

Pope Paul VI

All life demands struggle. Those who have everything given to them become lazy, selfish, and insensitive to the real values of life. The very striving and hard work that we so constantly try to avoid is the major building block in the person we are today.
Pope Paul VI

Of all human activities, man's listening to God is the supreme act of his reasoning and will.
Pope Paul VI

Nothing makes one feel so strong as a call for help.
Pope Paul VI

In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
Pope Paul VI

Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows.
Pope Paul VI

A dimple on the chin, the devil within.
Pope Paul VI


If you want peace work for justice.
Pope Paul VI

The Eucharistic mystery stands at the heart and center of the liturgy since it is the fount of life by which we are cleansed and strengthened to live not for ourselves but for God and to be united in love among ourselves.
Pope Paul VI

Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.
Pope Paul VI

Anger is as a stone cast into a wasp's nest.
Pope Paul VI

Are there memories left that are safe from the clutches of phony anniversaries?
Pope Paul VI

Technological society has succeeded in multiplying the opportunities for pleasure, but it has great difficulty in generating joy.
Pope Paul VI

You must strive to multiply bread so that it suffices for the tables of mankind, and not rather favor an artificial control of birth, which would be irrational, in order to diminish the number of guests at the banquet of life.
Pope Paul VI

Every mother is like Moses. She does not enter the promised land. She prepares a world she will not see.
Pope Paul VI

Liturgy is like a strong tree whose beauty is derived from the continuous renewal of its leaves, but whose strength comes from the old trunk, with solid roots in the ground.
Pope Paul VI

We consider Christmas as the encounter, the great encounter, the historical encounter, the decisive encounter, between God and mankind. He who has faith knows this truly; let him rejoice.
Pope Paul VI

No more war! Never again war! If you wish to be brothers, drop your weapons.
Pope Paul VI

I met a hundred men going to Delhi and everyone is my brother.
Pope Paul VI

Never reach out your hand unless you're willing to extend an arm.
Pope Paul VI

The work of art, just like any fragment of human life considered in its deepest meaning, seems to me devoid of value if it does not offer the hardness, the rigidity, the regularity, the luster on every interior and exterior facet, of the crystal.
Pope Paul VI




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